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Saturday, November 1st, 2003
10:37 am
[jesusisblack]
New Head
Hey I'm new to this whole community thing, I just barely learned how to do it yesterday. yeah so. Whats up? I'm not sure what I'm really supposed to say. so yeah :)
Later

Current Mood: awake

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Saturday, October 12th, 2002
7:22 pm
[tap_yo_ass]
Yo buss dis. Hey fools jus wanted to make an introductory pos to say hey what's up. I'z way into de scene an' really interested in meetin some othuh people. I jus moved here NYC fuh a job. I'm down wit dat music, burnin, an' art Sheeit!

Current Mood: high

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Thursday, June 27th, 2002
7:58 am
[awoehler]
Okay ladies... get all you can!
Hormones in Semen Shown to Make Women Feel Good

take orally twice a day instead!

that's off the treble hook yo!

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Wednesday, June 26th, 2002
7:44 am
[awoehler]

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Friday, June 21st, 2002
2:32 pm
[awoehler]
Crazy Ass Soccer Fans are off the hook!
Which US Soccer fan from today's game against Germany do you prefer?
click to see your choicesCollapse )

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Friday, May 3rd, 2002
1:42 pm
[awoehler]
This is all off the hook yo!
Britney Was Caught Smoking in Australia... just days after Justin says she's not a virgin and "he should know.":

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Wednesday, May 1st, 2002
7:30 pm
[adrienned]

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5:54 am
[ogonzoo]
geekspeak
dude the geekspeak community is way off tha hook yo... werd

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Monday, April 22nd, 2002
12:04 pm
[awoehler]
questionable pic
I know this is an innocent shot of a woman kissing the golf trophy she just won, but in my current state of mind that sure looks phallic:

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Tuesday, March 26th, 2002
11:29 am
[thewalkingman]
a favor
hello, this is Joe (the guy who used to write billiam, who was a member of this comunity) and I've got a project I'm working on... 033102: Ask no questions, give no answers, pass it along. Dat iz all and I was wondering if anyone would mind helping me promote it. It's getting down to the wife, time wise, and I want to try and get a good buzz going for it.

thank you kindly
Joe

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7:48 am
[awoehler]
Nice shirt...
This shirt is off the hook... and off the nipple too:

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Friday, March 22nd, 2002
8:25 pm
[geekers]

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8:10 pm
[silver_lining]

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Wednesday, March 20th, 2002
4:57 pm
[awoehler]

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1:11 pm
[awoehler]

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Saturday, March 16th, 2002
10:45 am
[evilgoddess1]
WhatUP? How it be, yO?

Current Mood: amused

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Tuesday, February 19th, 2002
1:28 pm
[awoehler]
From Denis Miller Last Week
Scientists last week found fossilized dinosaur vomit, dating back 168 million years. They say it is the earliest evidence of the existence of Zima.

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Wednesday, February 6th, 2002
11:55 am
[awoehler]
Dennis Miller is Off the Fucking Hook, Yo!
From His Most Recent Rant on HBO:

And by the way, if anybody who resembles that goofy asshole with the shoe bomb ever sits down next to me on a plane,I'm gonna call the stewardess over and say, "Hey, unless this jagoff is the harmonica player for J. Geils, get him off the fucking plane."

...

As for what many are calling racial profiling in the aftermath of September 11th, well, get ready to be pissed off, you ACLU-Fucking-Morons, we're dealing with a massive threat and limited manpower, so, you want them to check everybody out equally? Sure, fine okay, but let's at least compromise and put the Swedish dwarf a little further down the list than the Iraqi explosives expert carrying a Belgian passport with more eraser marks on it than Kid Rock's trig final. Hey, by the way, to the parents of John Walker Lindh . When your kid comes home with the Giovanni Ribisi facial hair, sporting a desert beanie and referring to the Mrs. as an "Unclean Whore," it might be time to step up with a little tough love.

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Friday, February 1st, 2002
8:28 am
[cliched]
She loves me yeah, yeah, yeah
Last night I cleaned out my favorite coffee mug and left it on my desk. I'll be darned if it wasn't next to my bed filled with warm, bean-y goodness fixed just how I like it when I woke up.

I love my roomie. It's starting to border on obscene.

Current Mood: caffinated

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Wednesday, January 30th, 2002
5:37 pm
[hillhouse]


Current Mood: amused

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