_.:Showme Kenobi:._ (awoehler) wrote in off_the_hook,
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Dennis Miller is Off the Fucking Hook, Yo!

From His Most Recent Rant on HBO:

And by the way, if anybody who resembles that goofy asshole with the shoe bomb ever sits down next to me on a plane,I'm gonna call the stewardess over and say, "Hey, unless this jagoff is the harmonica player for J. Geils, get him off the fucking plane."

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As for what many are calling racial profiling in the aftermath of September 11th, well, get ready to be pissed off, you ACLU-Fucking-Morons, we're dealing with a massive threat and limited manpower, so, you want them to check everybody out equally? Sure, fine okay, but let's at least compromise and put the Swedish dwarf a little further down the list than the Iraqi explosives expert carrying a Belgian passport with more eraser marks on it than Kid Rock's trig final. Hey, by the way, to the parents of John Walker Lindh . When your kid comes home with the Giovanni Ribisi facial hair, sporting a desert beanie and referring to the Mrs. as an "Unclean Whore," it might be time to step up with a little tough love.
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